Hide your booze, hide your babes…

Let’s cut the bullshit, Pittsburghers:  I’m a f*#%in’ legend.  Why, you ask?  Well, Barbara Walters, for starters, I’ve been around since the first snowfall like, a hundred gazillion years ago — how ’bout you?  Yeah, I THOUGHT SO. 

No, I’m not finished — I got a lot more to say, and you can bet your sweet, surprisingly supple ass I’ll be saying it all right here, on my new home…BurghLife.com.  So get ready, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, and tell your friends that BrrghMan the Snowdude is OFFICIALLY in the ‘Burgh.  And yeah, yinz might wanna hide your booze and your babes…after all, this snowman’s got needs.